sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

tunaka:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

My friend who has baby pigs calls them snufflepups and I wish that was what everyone called them.

HHHHHHHHHHAHAAGUUUFUHHGHFJ

dus8256818:

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Some fancy about me thing:

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Alexandr Nicole Sonata
- Eye Color:  Hazel
- Hair Style/Color: Red dyed fauxhawk/to be mohawk
- Height: 5’7”
- Clothing style: whatever is clean in the morning, jeans, t shirt
- Best physical feature: um, um, um high cheekbones yes

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Being unable to hide, being unable to breathe, generic anxiety over failure etc
- Your guilty pleasure: shipping….ridiculously popular ships I’m a dumb vanilla shipper
- Ambitions for the future: Use my inheritance from my grandparent’s and money pooled from many people to buy a condo and have my friends live there with me and invite people we meet to come live with us and everyone splits the bills and has their space but people to be with just a hop, skip, and a jump away

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: let’s see if anyone texted/emailed/skyped me
- What you think about most: Keeping friends happy, what I should draw, and things that make me anxious preemuch orz
- What you think about before bed: how much I suck usually that’s when depression/anxiety like to kick my ass
- You think your best quality is: Being a caring and empathetic person I care a lot about others

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: I’ve never had either but I think a group date would be fun!!
- To be loved or respected: I would hope people who love me would respect me but um respected I guess
- Beauty or brains: Brains man come on
- Dogs or cats: Cats because I am a cat

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Kinda…a lot yeah but usually in an effort to make it so that others don’t feel as bad
- Believe in yourself: I do sometimes but sometimes I don’t
- Believe in love: Very much
- Want someone: SIGHS yes a few people actually all of which are taken 

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage:  Twice a year for six years, did dance and there were two recitals per class
- Done drugs: Not….yet……..
- Changed who you were to fit in: Man I change the way I act between groups of friends not even like hide my real self but just like radically different way of acting

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Orange
- Favorite animal: cats and snakes and iguanas and uh too many
- Favorite movie: How to Train Your Dragon, Disney’s Atlantis
- Favorite game: Assassin’s Creed, Minecraft, Portal, many Final Fantasy/Sqeenix jrpg games

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: January 5th
- How old will you be: 20 aka most boring age to be can’t do shit
- Age you lost your virginity: neverrr hahaa ace privilege bitches
- Does age matter: I think more when there’s a young party like under 17 young after 18 do whatever floats your boat man

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Someone I can argue with like…legitimate debate not angry argue. Not afraid to do stupid shit, make fun of each other etc just be pleasant really
- Best eye color: I love big breat blue/green eyes I’m just uguu but brown and grey look cool too I mean just EYEBALLS SO PRETTY
- Best hair color: Red but I mean hair is pretty too I love people
- Best thing to do with a partner: Dick around til 8am talkin bout stupid shit

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: playing vidya with fronds in a skypecall
- I feel: exhausted and kinda sad
- I hide: socks under the bed
- I miss: being able to sleep packing is hard
- I wish: for people to accept me and not question my genderfluidity or the people in my head or my sexuality and for me to have enough money to be happy

I did a screenplay of this commercial omfg

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naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

ronystart:

do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

Script for my minecraft commercial in the works for video production final project

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fuuuranz:

Just as I answered in a previous ask, majority of my works included experimenting so this is probably far from being the actual right way to achieve DR style but it’s what I did so ahaha sorry :v

I used Sai.

<—Soft line brush—Flat brush—Airbrush—Eraser—>

Soft line- Used for sketching, colouring, painting. You’ll need to be familiar with the pressure sensitivity when blending so better get a feel for when to press hard to get solid colours. Adjust the min size depending on where you’re using it, eg. at 0 for fine lines.

Flat brush- The whooshy effect lines. Again, adjust min size to your preference; set to 0 to get the pointy flick stroke.

Airbrush- Didn’t use it on John but tried on Jane. Mostly on her face to give it that glowing kinda look. Else, mostly used for minor adjustments of colours and extra blending.

Eraser- Self explanatory, adjust density to fit your needs. 20% then stroke a couple of times to get the whispy lines. I Used 80-90% for normal erasures

After sketching, added rough shading, then the base colours on a different layer underneath the sketch. I just flattened it afterwards and worked on one layer all through out.

I went and redid a lot of parts as I progressed.

For after effects, moved it to photoshop: duplicated the whole thing -> gaussian blur -> set blur layer to linear burn at 25% opacity

Also added a pattern overlay on the original layer: greyscale paper (kraft paper) -> Overlay at 45%

Have a tiny transparent Shadcat :3c

irukandjii:

dostmotherknowyou:

It’s probably already been done, but aah, I wanted to give it a go and h-here~ = v = / Now I shall attempt to get some shut-eye again.

omfg tumblr don’t you fucking do this to me 

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Reblog if you’re a Slytherin

allonsyforever:

Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Ravenclaw x

Hufflepuff x

chazz-it-up-princeton:

I decided to give drawing The Judge a shot. I used a peterbald cat as my ref here because they are my favorite of the hairless breeds.

Shaded by my wonderfully talented bestie givealexahand

I’m a mature adult